FUCK YOU

Have you ever felt sad or lonely? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought "Man, if only I was anybody else at all."? They like to kick you when times get rough And you give your all but it's not enough

And sticks and stones might break your bones But words can break your heart And if you don't know where to go I'll show you where to start

Kill yourself It'll only take a minute And you'll be happy that you did it Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it Kill yourself Really, you should do it There's, uh, really nothing to it Just, uh, grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid

OK, now. I feel like you've pulled back. Maybe it's on account of the fact that I'm telling you to kill yourself over and over again. I'm just trying to make a simple point that these—that life's toughest problems don't have simple answers. You shouldn't just be brave, you shouldn't just roar. You shouldn't kill yourself. But I understand that it's a sensitive subject, and you're probably just hearing me say that. And I've dealt with s—I don't wanna be insens— look.

I sound un-empathetic I sound mean and rude Suicide is an epidemic, And I don't want to be misconstrued Signs of depression go overlooked So if you're depressed, Then you need to book A therapy session, Talk about your depression And let a professional hear it But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics, then

Kill yourself It won't be painful If you are able To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, You'll kill yourself It's over, mull it There's a trigger, pull it Get it through your head, it being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plug Suck a pipe of exhaust Make some toast in the tub Nail yourself to a cross Hold your breath 'til it's gone Drink a gallon of mace Be gay in Iran Let Oprah sit on your face Jump off of a bridge Skinny dip in a flood Sky-dive attached to a fridge Drink a Haitian guy's blood Break into the zoo Give a tiger a shove Eat a Phillips head screw Marry Courtney Love